Top Quotes : valentines day quotes funny
Funny Valentine’s day quotes
- My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
- I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.
- For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.
- What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
- If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
- If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
- Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.
- To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
- Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
- I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.
- Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
- Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.
- It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.
- I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
- I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony was missing a ring.
- Funny Valentine’s day greetings and wishes
- I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.
- I love you just the way I am
- A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
- I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.
- Darling, will you be my player number 2?
- To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!
- A recommendation for girls for St. Valentine’s day: if you want to be successful among guys during St. Valentine’s day and lucky afterwards, the only ring you may were during the Day of Love is the contraceptive ring in your vagina.
- I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.
- You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)
- I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
